Friday, February 18, 2011

di ko maalala!

    • grave talga idol ko ang talino sana ganyan din ako pra na magaxine
    • :P:P
  • Hernan Alar
    • magasin ur face
    • heheh
    • nakita kita dun sir pero hanga talga kame sau nun sir e dati sau pa ako ang tanung ng meaning ng pm am at fm student kapa nun
    • DI NGA?
  • Yancy Impas
    • naman !
  • Hernan Alar
    • pm am fm?
  • Yancy Impas
    • ung meaning ng pm at am tas ung sa radio fm
    • d muna maalala sir?
    • toinks sa luma building pa
    • ayaw ako papasukin ni sir sam nun e
    • tas nag tanung ako ke alpha kaw ung sumagot
    • sa front line pa matanda kana nga sir

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

diagonal

teacher: get 1/2 sheet of paper. Quiz na tau....
student: sir lengthwise or crosswise?
teacher: diagonal!!!
student: panu ba ung diagonal?

Whoooooohh!!!!! Butaw!

Monday, February 14, 2011

BALIBOL

mga students naglalaro ng volleyball

player1: (pabagsak ang bola...) mine!
player 2: (anu raw?)

papunta ulet ung bola kay player 1...

player 1: mine!
player 2: (dapat ba sinisigaw ang tawagan nila ng syota nya?)

papunta ung bola kay player 2...

player 2: babe!

XD FAIL!

Sunday, February 13, 2011

nakakabuang!

nahilo ako sa kaka check ng exams at project. Bukod sa mga obvious na kopyahan ng case study (font style lang ang binago), meron pang mga ganito...

1. Triangle na symbol sa flowchart- wala naman akong tinurong triangle ah....
2. Types of Looping Structures
    - Intelective Structure
    - Selective Structure

waaahhhhh!!!!!! anu yan??????

3. Parts/ parameters of a For Loop
   - First Part
   - Second Part
   - Third Part

@_@ >.< T_T

di ko alam kung maiinis ba ako o matatawa! anak ng starfish talaga!

Saturday, February 12, 2011

self pity

sa graduate school class:

classmate 1: ang hirap ng exam naten noh?
classmate 2: oo nga e... di ba sir...?
me: opo... mahirap nga... puro case analysis.
classmate 1: for sure bagsak ako dyan.
me: mukhang pati ako.

dumating si prof.

prof: where is Mr. Alar?
me: sir! bakit po?
prof: you got a perfect score. congratulations.

classmate 1: sinungaling. nahirapan daw xa.

haist! bakit ganun sila mag isip. e nahirapan naman talaga ako. It just so happen na tumama mga hula ko. T_T parang mga di professional. nakakainis.!!

Alam mo ung feeling ng pinagkakaisahan? Grrrr!!!!

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

minesweeper

Sa chat:

student: sir, anung gingawa mo?
teacher: naglalaro
student: ng ano sir?
teacher: minesweeper
student: naku sir! ang hirap hirap nyan... kalokohan yan... kahit anung pindot ko sumasabog.
teacher: logic kasi 'to... pinag iisipan.
student: sir, kahit na anung logic logic pa yan... pag oras mo, oras mo... pag sasabog... sasabog...
teacher: hahahahaha! may point ka! lol.

pangarap ko sir

may ka chat akong student at shinare nya sa akin ang kanyang pangarap.

student: sir...alam mo po ba ang pangarap ko? minsan lang kasi ako mangarap e.
teacher: anu naman yun?
student: ang makabili po ng yacht.
teacher: ah... pde... di malabo na makuha mo un.
student: opo sir... pangarap ko un... tas invite ko kau dun...
teacher: ah... pde din...
student: tas dun tau titira?
teacher: ha?
student: tas magiging pirata tau sir...
teacher: baliw!


Monday, February 7, 2011

Academic Freedom

Section 5(2), Article XIV of the Constitution guaranties all institutions of higher learning academic freedom. This institutional academic freedom includes the right of the school or college to decide for itself, its aims and objectives, and how best to attain them free from outside coercion or interference save possibly when the overriding public interest calls for some restraint. According to present jurisprudence, academic freedom encompasses the independence of an academic institution to determine for itself (1) who may teach, (2) what may be taught, (3) how it shall teach, and (4) who may be admitted to study.